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10th March 2008

Bat Ejection Techniques Country Survival Course #27

Would be rural dwellers should all master Bat Ejection Techniques (BET). Realtors will never admit to the bat inundation plaguing Americas heartland. Property values would tumble! Amidst all this denial, a seamy cover-up has formed. Copies of Bat Removal for Dummies are burned at country BBQs. But never fear, one former city-slicker gone country is breaking ranks.
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9th March 2008

Birds of a Feather

Ten multiple choice trivia questions about birds
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8th March 2008

3 Surefire Ways To Combat Rising Gas Prices

I have heard the rumblings of many of you in Readerland about the recent spike in gasoline prices. I have decided to try to help you get through this crisis by generously providing: 3 Ways to Combat Rising Gas Prices!
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4th March 2008

8 Reasons Why You Should Email Me One Dollar

Paypal has made it possible to quickly and easily send money over the Internet. This allows us to pay for all kinds of purchases with a lot less hassle. It also will allow you, everyone who reads this article, to send me, Timothy Ward, $1.00.
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1st March 2008

Diary Complaints

I saw my name in my wife’s diary, and didn’t like what I read.
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26th February 2008

Just Horsing Around

Twelve multiple choice trivia questions about horses
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18th February 2008

Sentencia Interruptus: The Texas Pause

I’ve actually never heard anyone talk about this, so it’s up to me to break the news to the world about this phenomenon. It can be a monumental problem, if you don’t know about it, understand it, and adhere to its rule. "It" is, and I believe I’ve aptly named it, Sentencia Interruptus, or commonly known (or soon will be) as the Texas Pause. Problems can arise in communications between husbands and wives, employers and their employees, teachers and students, and others, if one of the parties..
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18th February 2008

The Blonde Joke’s On Us: The Dumbest Woman On Earth Was Not A Blonde

I’ve lived my entire adult life with "dumb blonde" jokes. Whoever started them, probably spawned by pornographers allured by Marylyn Monroe types (probably with dyed hair), should be locked up in a room with a hundred blonde professional women on a month-long sabbatical from bad bosses. Think he’d make it out alive? I think he (or she) definitely be a changed creature after that month. He’d gain a new understanding of blondes, that’s for sure.
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24th January 2008

The Perks of Global Warming

Good News! Those pesky glaciers are finally melting off. At first, news of devastating global climate change might seem a bit of a bummer. Relax. Your faith is about to be restored.
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23rd January 2008

Amazing Trivia Part 1

I admit it .. I LIKE trivia, tho it serves no purpose for me since I can never remember any to bring up in conversation. But still, it is fun, so I’ve created this list of amazing trivia that I found to be absolutely riveting.
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